dasbierboot:

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

lowtax:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

woah nigga hold up

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”

^ why did i think of engineer when i read that

Not sure, i’ll have to see if someone asks me to go.

madhadter:

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close… not even a little bit… not even at all.

my-heart-doesnt-beat—it-wobbles:

let me just catch somebody comment on this saying “i love kanye west”